A man hated his wife's cat and he decided to get rid of it. He drove 20 blocks away from home and dropped the cat there. The cat was already walking up the driveway when he approached his home.

The next day, he decided to drop the cat 40 blocks away but the same thing happened. He kept increasing the number of blocks but the cat kept coming home before him.
At last he decided to drive a few miles away, turn right, then left, past the bridge, then right again and another right and so on until he reached what he thought was a perfect spot and dropped the cat there. An hour later.... The man calls his wife at home and asked her, "Jen is the cat there?" "Yes, why do you ask?" answered the wife.

Frustrated the man said," Put that damn cat on the phone, I am lost and I need directions to reach home!!!

Moral:

“ “ How much ever we dislike somebody, someday we will need their assistance. So never worry how many people dislike you... ”

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Life is to short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right and forget about the ones who don't and believe that everything happens for reason. If you got a chance take it. If its changes your life let it.No b...ody said that it would be easy.They just promise that it would be worth it.

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There are things known and there are things unknown, and in between are the doors of perception.- Aldous Huxley

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~ Great dancers aren't great because of their technique; they are great because of their passion. ~ There are short-cuts to happiness, and dancing is one of them. ~

The mind is not a vessel to be filled but a fire to be kindled. : Plutarch

Perhaps our eyes need to be washed by our tears once in a while, so that we can see Life with a clearer view again.

If you're never scared or embarrassed or hurt, it means you never take any chances.

The greater the value of opportunity the greater the complication.

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The best gift you can give is a hug: one size fits all and no one ever minds if you return it.

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Quotes

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Self-confidence is the first requisite to great undertakings.

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Charles Schultz Philosophy

The following is the philosophy of Charles Schultz, the creator
of the 'Peanuts' comic strip. You don't have to actually answer
the questions. Just read the e-mail straight through, and you'll
get the point.

1. Name the five wealthiest people in the world.
2. Name the last five Heisman trophy winners.
3. Name the last five winners of the Miss America Contest.
4. Name ten people who have won the Nobel or Pulitzer Prize.
5. Name the last half dozen Academy Award winners for best
actor and actress.
6. Name the last decade's worth of World Series winners.


How did you do?


The point is, none of us remember the headliners of yesterday. They
are not second-rate achievers. They are the best in their fields.
But the applause dies. Awards tarnish. Achievements are forgotten. Accolades and
certificates are buried with their owners.


Here's another quiz. See how you do on this one:

1. List a few teachers who aided your journey through school.

2. Name three friends who have helped you through a difficult time.

3. Name five people who have taught you something worthwhile.

4. Think of a few people who have made you feel appreciated and special.

5. Think of five people you enjoy spending time with.

Easier?

The lesson: The people who make a difference in your life are NOT the
ones with the most credentials, the most money, or the most awards.
They are the ones who care.

Why do we shout in anger?

Why do we shout in anger? Lovely reason explained by saint.
An enlightening piece of information !!

A saint asked his disciples, 'Why do we shout in anger? Why do people shout at each other when they are upset?'
Disciples thought for a while, one of them said, 'Because we lose our calm, we shout for that.'

'But, why to shout when the other person is just next to you?' asked the saint.

'Isn't it possible to speak to him or her with a soft voice? Why do you shout at a person when you're angry?'

Disciples gave some other answers but none satisfied the saint.

Finally he explained, 'When two people are angry at each other, their hearts distance a lot. To cover that distance they must shout . More the angry, more the distance between hearts & louder you should shout to cover the distance & reach him.

Then the saint asked, 'What happens when two people fall in love? They don't shout at each other but talk softly, why? Because their hearts are very close. The distance between them is very small....' They do not speak, only whisper and they get even closer to each other in their love. Finally they even need not whisper, they only look at each other and that's all. That is how close two people are when they love each other.'

MORAL: When you argue, do not let the hearts go far away & do not say words that keeps the distance of each other more, else there will come a day when the distance is so great that you will not find the path to return.

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“Luck has a peculiar habit of favoring those that don’t depend on it.”

“Give a thousand chances to your enemy to become your friend. But don’t give a single chance to your friend to become your enemy.”

“If Bill Gates stops his business and starts spending his money at Rs 1 crore per day, he can spend it for about 725 years. Crazy fellow. Still working !!”

“Knowledge speaks. Wisdom listens.”

“No one can make us feel inferior without our consent.”

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