Tuesday, December 14, 2010
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"A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects." Robert Heinlein
Thursday, May 6, 2010
Whatever u give a woman, she will make it greater.... Give her a house, she will give u a home। Give her groceries, she will give u a meal. Give her a smile and she will give u her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what she is given. So, if u give her crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit॥
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Friday, April 30, 2010
Tuesday, April 27, 2010
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Tuesday, April 6, 2010
Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. :- Richard Carlson
It seems that we have it backward in our society. We tend to look up to people who are under a great deal of stress, who can handle loads of stress, and those who are under a great deal of pressure. :- Richard Carlson
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Monday, April 5, 2010
Thursday, April 1, 2010
You don't marry someone you can live with, you marry the person who you cannot live without. :- Author Unknown :)
"If you only have a hammer, you tend to see every problem as a nail।" -- Abraham Maslow
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"Let us be thankful for the fools. But for them the rest of us could not succeed." ~Mark Twain
Tuesday, March 30, 2010
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Tuesday, March 2, 2010
On Marriage
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Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.
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At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" The other replied, "Yes I am, I married the wrong man."
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Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he's finished.
Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his bachelor's degree and the woman gets her master's.
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A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" And the father replied, "I don't know, son, I'm still paying."
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Young Son: Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her? Dad: That happens in every country, son.
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Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; and then it was too late."
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Married life is frustrating. The first year of marriage, the man speaks And the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.
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After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." The husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice."
Saturday, February 13, 2010
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Thursday, January 14, 2010
1 * Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue.
2 * Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.
3 * Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.
4 * Drive carefully. It's not only cars that can be recalled by their Maker.
5 * If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
6 * If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.
7 * It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.
8 * Never buy a car you can't push.
9 * Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, because then you won't have a leg to stand on..
10 *Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.
11 *Since it's the early worm that gets eaten by the bird, sleep late.
12 *The second mouse gets the cheese.
13 *When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
14 *Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live.
15 *You may be only one person in the world, but you may also be the world to one person.
16 *Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.
17 *We could learn a lot from crayons. Some are sharp, some are pretty and some are dull..Some have weird names and all are different colors, but they all have to live in the same box.
18 *A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.
2 * Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.
3 * Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.
4 * Drive carefully. It's not only cars that can be recalled by their Maker.
5 * If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
6 * If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.
7 * It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.
8 * Never buy a car you can't push.
9 * Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, because then you won't have a leg to stand on..
10 *Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.
11 *Since it's the early worm that gets eaten by the bird, sleep late.
12 *The second mouse gets the cheese.
13 *When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
14 *Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live.
15 *You may be only one person in the world, but you may also be the world to one person.
16 *Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.
17 *We could learn a lot from crayons. Some are sharp, some are pretty and some are dull..Some have weird names and all are different colors, but they all have to live in the same box.
18 *A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.
Stress management with a glass of water
A lecturer, when explaining stress management to an audience, raised a
glass of water and asked, 'How heavy is this glass of water?'
Answers called out ranged from 8oz. To 20oz.
The lecturer replied, 'The absolute weight doesn't matter. It depends on how long you try to hold it.'
'If I hold it for a minute, that's not a problem. If I hold it for an hour, I'll have an ache in my right arm.
If I hold it for a day, you'll have to call an ambulance.'
'In each case it's the same weight, but the longer I hold it, the heavier
it becomes.'
He continued, 'And that's the way it is with stress management. If we
carry our burdens all the time, sooner or later, as the burden becomes
increasingly heavy, we won't be able to carry on.'
'As with the glass of water, you have to put it down for a while and rest
before holding it again. When we're refreshed, we can carry on with the
burden. '
'So, before you return home tonight, put the burden of work/life down.
Don't carry it home. You can pick it up tomorrow.'
'Whatever burdens you're carrying now, let them down for a moment if you
can. Relax; pick them up later after you've rested.
Life is short.. Enjoy!'
glass of water and asked, 'How heavy is this glass of water?'
Answers called out ranged from 8oz. To 20oz.
The lecturer replied, 'The absolute weight doesn't matter. It depends on how long you try to hold it.'
'If I hold it for a minute, that's not a problem. If I hold it for an hour, I'll have an ache in my right arm.
If I hold it for a day, you'll have to call an ambulance.'
'In each case it's the same weight, but the longer I hold it, the heavier
it becomes.'
He continued, 'And that's the way it is with stress management. If we
carry our burdens all the time, sooner or later, as the burden becomes
increasingly heavy, we won't be able to carry on.'
'As with the glass of water, you have to put it down for a while and rest
before holding it again. When we're refreshed, we can carry on with the
burden. '
'So, before you return home tonight, put the burden of work/life down.
Don't carry it home. You can pick it up tomorrow.'
'Whatever burdens you're carrying now, let them down for a moment if you
can. Relax; pick them up later after you've rested.
Life is short.. Enjoy!'
Friday, January 8, 2010
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Always remember you have to shoot only one shot so keep your ammunition all ready. Life doesn't give you too many chances.
"Fate rarely calls upon us at the time of our choosing".