Friday, October 24, 2008
Arranged carriage !
This has got to be one of the most clever e -mails I've received in a while. Someone out there either has too much spare time or is deadly at Scrabble.
DILIP VENGSARKAR
When you rearrange the letters:
SPARKLING DRIVE
PRINCESS DIANA
When you rearrange the letters:
END IS A CAR SPIN
MONICA LEWINSKY
When you rearrange the letters:
NICE SILKY WOMAN
DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROO M
ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER
DESPERATION
When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT
THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE
A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
IM A DOT IN PLACE
AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE:
MOTHER-IN-LAW:
When you rearrange the letters:
WOMAN HITLER
When you are in love...
TWELVE:
You talk with him/her late at night and when you go to bed you still think of him/her.
ELEVEN:
You walk really slowly when you are with him/her.
TEN:
You don't feel Ok when he/she is far away.
NINE:
You smile when you hear his/her voice.
EIGHT:
When you look at him/her,you do not see other people around you.You see only him/her.
SIX:
He/She is everything you want to think.
FIVE:
You realize that you smile every time you look at him/her..
FOUR:
You would do anything to see him/her.
THREE:
While you have been reading this, there was a person in your mind all the time.
TWO:
You've been so busy thinking of that person that you didn't notice that number 7 is missing.
ONE:
You are going to check above if that's true and now you are silently laughing to yourself.
Tuesday, August 19, 2008
क्या कहना !- great quotes !
1. Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving.
2. Having one child makes you a parent; having two and you are a referee.
3. Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband.
4. I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted money.
5. A child's greatest period of growth is in the month after you've purchased new school uniforms.
6. Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.
7. Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without, but whatever you do, you'll regret it later.
8. You can't buy love, but you pay heavily for it.
9. Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.
10. Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.
11. Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.
12. My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me.
13. Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.
14. Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.
15. A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.
16. You're getting old when you enjoy remembering things more than you did doing them.
17. It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.
18. Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address books.
19. Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.
20. Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something.
21. They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak.
22. Man: Is there any way to ensure a long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will that help?
Dr: No, but then the thought of living longer will never occur to you.
23. Why do couples hold hands during their wedding? It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins.
24. Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what would you like to do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
25. It's funny when people compare Marriage for love vs Arranged marriage.
It's like asking someone if suicide is better than being murdered.
26. There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has him/her.
27. There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbor has her.
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2. Having one child makes you a parent; having two and you are a referee.
3. Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband.
4. I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted money.
5. A child's greatest period of growth is in the month after you've purchased new school uniforms.
6. Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.
7. Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without, but whatever you do, you'll regret it later.
8. You can't buy love, but you pay heavily for it.
9. Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.
10. Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.
11. Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.
12. My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me.
13. Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.
14. Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.
15. A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.
16. You're getting old when you enjoy remembering things more than you did doing them.
17. It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.
18. Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address books.
19. Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.
20. Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something.
21. They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak.
22. Man: Is there any way to ensure a long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will that help?
Dr: No, but then the thought of living longer will never occur to you.
23. Why do couples hold hands during their wedding? It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins.
24. Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what would you like to do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
25. It's funny when people compare Marriage for love vs Arranged marriage.
It's like asking someone if suicide is better than being murdered.
26. There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has him/her.
27. There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbor has her.
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