Santa: Sir, Meri Biwi Kho Gayi Hai....!
Postman: Bhai Sahib, Ye Post Office Hai Police Station Nahi.....!
Santa: Oh Sorry Sir !! Saala Khushi Ke Mare Kuch Samaj Nahi Aa Raha Hai......!!!

If your woman asks you a question, it’s better to tell her the truth
chances are she’s asking you because she already knows the answer !!!

Two fundamentals of cool life - Walk like you are the king OR walk like you don't care ,who is the king.

if people criticize u, hurt u, shout at u, don't be bothered, just remember "In every game the audience make noise, not the players..

1. SOLDIER : SIR WE ARE SURROUNDED FROM ALL SIDES BY ENEMIES ,
MAJOR: EXCELLENT! WE CAN ATTACK IN ANY DIRECTION.

One day two philosophers were walking by a river.
"Look at the fish swimming about," said the first one, "They are really enjoying themselves."
"You are not a fish," replied the second one, "So you can't truly know that they are enjoying themselves."
"You are not me," said the first one. "So how do you know that I do not know that the fish are enjoying themselves?"

"When I wrote this, only God and I understood what I was doing. Now, God only knows." -- Karl Weierstrass

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The great thing in this world is not so much where we stand, as in what direction we are moving.:- Oliver Wendell Holmes
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